"Anyway, it was hot as a bastard one day and we were sitting and drinking lemonade on the porch and she read me this part of a book about some old woman who was stuck in the goddamn desert or something. Then she just started crying, out of the clear blue..."Read More
"'It’s a little thing that you put on your computer so you can hear your own voice,' Whipple explained to a befuddled Radio Shack employee..."Read More
"'It’ll definitely keep us on our toes a bit more,' Gibbs admitted, 'I, for one, am keeping an eye on the White House Administrative Assistant Czar. That little bastard has been itching to overthrow me for weeks now.'"Read More
"The counter offensive has mainly focused on greenhouse-gas emitters, with reports of the bears cutting alternator belts on cars and welding factory doors shut. 'It shows tremendous tenacity,' said Parnell. 'They aren’t just sitting on their thumbs in the Arctic. They’re taking it to the streets.'"Read More